When to eat lunch after school with wenya and we ended up saying some stupid stuff, leading to 2 stories. Out of pure boredom, we made up a fantasy or two. We would open our own Psychiatric Clinic together at 28, after getting a pH D in psychology and then working a year or two at a hospital for experience.
You can read the story for entertainment, but please be warned that the stories may cause extreme lameness when you understand who it refers to.
Disclaimer : X, Y and Z are fictional characters created out of boredom. :D
CASE ONE.
X and Y are a couple who got married at 24. nice age, great. :] Then X, who is a shopaholic, started spending WAY more than Y earns. Everyday, when Y comes back, he has to face all the complains of Y and therefore, he decided to sign up for therapy for both of them at .
Finding us (me and wenya) familiar, X asks: Do I know you?
Us: Well, Kind of, I suppose so.
X: How old are you?
Us: Well, we're 28, same as you. :D It's just that when you were 24, you decided to marry while WE decided to study for our ph D! THATS EXACTLLY WHY we are sitting on THIS SIDE, on THIS CHAIR, while you are sitting on THAT SIDE, on THAT CHAIR.
after an hour or two, x and y leaves.
Us: you'd better keep our card!
y: why?
Us: We've this T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E feeling you're going to need it often! Dont lose it!
CASE TWO.
Z is a mentally unsound girl, used to be a child-like teenager who acted like 7 when she was 14, with an extreme unbelievable ability not to understand simple maths. eg: simple TOA CAH SOH formula
Z: Why is cosine called cosine? Why is the area of a triangle like that? Why does the leaves fall in autumn? Why is an apple called an apple? Why is the sky blue?
Us: Why are you born? Why are you called Z? Why are you dumb? WHY?!?!
Of course, I guess I'm too nice to treat people like that. :D
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I've promised myself I'll pay full attention to lessons when school reopens and sleep at 10.30pm everyday so that I wont fall asleep in class. :D I think it will work, provided if I sleep at the front. Pinky swear that I will do all my homework. :D
